DC thinks it's a sports town but if you live here after living in an actual sports town it's painfully obvious that it's not at all a sports town

Exactly. Yet having the "other" conversation may have lead to this being far less a surprise.

The NFC championship game was the best two teams in the NFL.

I didn't know how Pete Carroll felt about setting buildings on fire and demolishing them until today.

Piggybacking on today's "Sports TV theme songs ranked", here's this!

Might as well dance around level 3 of the CDC. I hate that fucking place.

How has Chuck e Cheese lasted this long? I thought that place would be out of business in 2 seconds. Its been around for at least 20 years.

Nice username Tom.

Most sideline interviews consist of mundane, forgettable shit like "We're not getting back quickly enough in transition" or "We're moving the ball really well but our shots aren't falling". Popovich's sideline interviews are much more entertaining and unpredictable.

Wait, are you actually DEFENDING sideline reporting? And then using said reporting as a reason the NFL is #1? Im going to assume that post made alot more sense before you vomited it on the page.

I also don't recall seeing forced interviews with Bill Belichick between quarters.

STRONG TAEK!!!1!

Here's an idea: bear down and focus on your studies, you embarrassing piece of shit.

If Colin Cowherd's house was on fire, I'd run to the nearest gas station to get some fuel to add to it after I barricaded all his doors.

Thanks for doing this Dan.

Please tell me Deadspin is going to make a post about the Redskins' special teams. This has to be the worst special teams performance in NFL history and that's not hyperbole.

Its free REIGN and INTENTS AND PURPOSES. You're just as bad as people saying TRADER.

It's a real Snoop Doggy Dogg world sometimes Red Sox fans, it's a shame it seems like the Yankees have complete free rain on the free agent world. Cheer up though for all intensive purposes with the length of the contract in could be a blessing in the sky.