Apparently not.

Go Gata!

You guys should try to reach a compromise.

Those look like Tobacco Road prices...packs out here in Virginia (even Northern VA) are $6 at the highest.

What does Rex Ryan have to do with the tournament?

Yes, as soon as The View finds out about it.

This is pornography.

I shouldn't have expected anything else.

Wow, I'd really like to hear that Fox music with the Latino flavor in American football broadcasts, maybe in September-October for Hispanic Heritage Month.

I'm going to set the over/under on "words you actually read" at seven.

The problem with a lot of Twitter feminists is that they aren't aware that feminism is about equality, not about bashing men through @-replies for a hundred different reasons.

Yeah, I voted for ND because their excuses for being stuck up are terrible, seeing as how their teams don't do enough winning to back up their arguments.

You told me everything I needed to know, other than why I should take you seriously.

People who use the phrase #BlackTwitter and/or claim to be a part of #BlackTwitter unironically.

That's an elite level of efficiency right there, although I'm guessing rule 7 for running the Hawks' account was "Don't call hacks in our local media 'cumguzzlers'".

This is a civil action brought by the Plaintiff, ELIZABETH DICKSON, for economic and general damages she incurred when she was battered by the defendants.

imagine having to tell Steve Smith to his face that you were cutting him from the Panthers after all he gave to the franchise. I would take out extra life insurance before I called him into my office.

The second post featuring a Jack squat in two days.

You've probably already seen the image macro floating around your Twitter or Facebook feeds:

I feel like the bigger fans of hockey are really good at shitting on every other sport, but they seem to be pretty bad at convincing other people to pay attention to hockey.