Imagine scrolling down your twitter feed and finding out that you've been traded from a playoff team to the terrible Philadelphia 76ers for a second round pick:

Four Loko. The color of your choice.

You seem like the type of guy who likes college basketball because they play for love of the game, not their next paycheck (which of course is going towards a new set of rims).

To be fair, it's either LeBron dunking and screaming or LeBron participating in streetcrime. Which do you want?

Ray Lewis was talking about the fans, which I guess is better...?

I didn't know they started the conference tournament until I saw a score on the crawl during Thunder-Lakers. Anyway, Northeastern winning would have been awesome, but Delaware looking beatable is still good news for us in Williamsburg.

I imagine he threw away all of his Coca-Cola products after he saw their Super Bowl commercial.

But seriously, I'm sure they're waiting to write a great article about Wichita Tech on Monday and it will be great to hear about their dominance over Corn Meal A&M in the conference championship game.

We're thiiiiissss close to somebody comparing Gawker to the Third Reich.

No Enjoyable Touchdown Celebrations League = NFL

fans are really going to like the "cutting edge uniforms that link back to our history."

"Lmfaooo really tho?" (continues to watch ESPN for 10 consecutive hours)

I thought they only aired that atrocity on DC radio, which is already an atrocity in and of itself. Glad to know that others are suffering with me.

There may be a team that forces them to play at a faster than usual pace, like the 76ers, who at this point in the season are basketball's version of a shuttle run.

Based on some of the comments down here, my assumptions were wrong: There really are people who still watch Survivor and aren't too arthritic to use the Internet.

If you own a sterling silver tea set, then there might be something you're not telling the world.

Has Any Writer Been Screwed on Deadline Day As Badly As Rick Reilly?

Why would I watch college curling?

John Wall's dunk in this contest was the equivalent of meeting that one girl in Tulsa who doesn't have track marks.