The one redeeming quality of Jacksonville V. Houston is that it's colored cyan on the map. Cyan is the shit. I would paint my whole house cyan.

The league doesn't allow a 2nd game to be shown when the local team is playing at home in the same time window. So take the Phoenix market, FOX cannot show a 4:25e game because the Cardinals are at home on CBS at that time.

If your team is playing an early game on CBS (and vice-versa), you will not be getting a game on Fox (and vice-versa).

You had Jordan. Shut the fuck up.

Bears in general, but this one in particular:

Drunk Papa John

1. VodkaSamm

Brandon Knight (posthumous)

Cunt Punting Sorority Girl

1. VodkaSamm

Rick Reilly's "First On Twitter"

Alex Rodriguez, nuff said

Titus Young put in a lot of work this year, it's a shame he'll be overshadowed by GLOREE BOYS like Rob Ford WHO NEVER EVEN PLAYED THE GAME.

PFTCommenter.

Aaron Hernandez
The Cardinal Way

Rob Ford / Rob Ford's Argonauts jersey

Skyline Chili

Pig Poops on own Balls...This is your year!

Schiano Man

Lennay Kekua