This is the exact series of commercials that popped into my mind for this prompt. How many illegitimate children sent blackmail letters to get these commercials made?

I like Ovechkin version myself

I miss this commercial.

I've cheered for USM for 33 years.

It was close, but the tie for "shitter things" always goes to the Redskins.

[decides to pray to RG3ESUS]

I'm confused. Is it the winner or the loser that gets sucked off?

Ben called the blunt force trauma to the head a "real time saver"

The last thing you want to do in Texas is go up to someone's house who do doesn't know you.

Probably the only non-hacky sports radio show out there. Dan's great, and love the Gotz too.

Lebatard is great, I've been listening to his show on podcast for a few years and I'm glad the nation can hear the show. He's not a league/NCAA boot-licker, loves the anarchists, and doesn't take himself or his show too seriously like many other ESPN entities while still being very smart about sports.

I gotta give some credit to Dan Le Batard. He nailed it.

Youre a moron and heres why: chipper jones in your opinion shouldnt be allowed to give any opinion other than "THE BRAVES ARE DA BEST!!1!!1!1!1!", the red sox and giants have had a better past 20 years than the braves, the reason people like the pirates is because they havent been to the playoffs in 21 years and dont…

Your stupid comment literally broke my heart.

I can't imagine why Jones would have picked Atlanta, knowing the Braves stellar history of post-season success..

He went 0-13 the RIGHT WAY

Translation: I don't have a counter-argument. I just don't want to think about this, okay?

Agreed. When the AP reporter asked him that question he should've slapped the guy in his face and said "I have to deal with a bunch of Republican assholes who are going to send this country over the brink in a fit of pique."

"Buys"? Nice Freudian slip there.

Thanks for the helpful answer!