Full disclosure: Brewers fan here, but you'll probably pick that up.

Defending home from foreigners...John Rocker's message still strong in ATL

McCann should just retire from catching so he can continue on as the MLB Sheriff of the Unwritten Rules.

It also says, "This writer is a no-talent ass clown that wants to be noticed, so he's going to try to educate you about what "classy" is or is not"

Nice one. I'll keep you in mind whenever I hear the phrase "jury of your peers" uttered.

Shameless plug.

When they say, "Hannah Montana", they are referring to cocaine. When rappers randomly say the name of a white celebrity, that's what they are talking about.

"I can't even get her to taste it. You know, the whole "Don't you want a bite?" "No, and I can't believe you're even asking after I've told you countless times!!" thing."

And yet, even so, I'm guessing certain other parts of her bedroom demeanor may leave something to be desired.

Those crazy eyes tell you all you need to know about this girl.

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