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JaundiceK
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Yeah, that whole income inequality thing is pretty wild up here. I live in Fairfax County, and I live 5 miles from Gilbert Arenas' old house in one direction, and 3 miles from the projects going the other direction. My voting district is so unbelievably gerrymandered to include all the rich neighborhoods that it's

Maybe because there's always the chance that the Jaguars game gets axed because it's no longer competitive and they just get to watch the best game on the schedule instead.

I get the feeling that Florida is like reverse-Virginia, where our DC is like Florida's Miami. Where there's a tiny spot within the state that is so different from the rest of the state that nobody would complain if that tiny spot decided to part ways with the larger awful chunk of the state.

I had no idea that Gainesville had its own version of Montezuma's revenge.

I had no idea that Gainesville had its own version of Montezuma's revenge.

I think we're learning that every single athletic activity on Earth is unsafe.

Sitting in a room in the basement far away from all the children and older adults watching as people got drunker and sleepier by the second. I went to grab another plate of turkey and stuffing and all of a sudden, I hear some kid who had to be 16 yell "Yo, Sanchez just ran into that nigga's ass!" and boy, was he right.

It mainly works like "Daniel Snyder is a greedy asshole who owns a team with a name that the creator of the graph does not like."

Probably because Daniel Snyder requires royalties to use the team's name. Probably.

Not putting PFTCommenter in there would be like not putting Mark Sanchezs girl friend in her booster seat folks,,

I gotta go with Greg Schiano, Vodka Samm, Brian McCann and/or Cardinals fans, Drunk Papa John, and Skyline chili.

Those bracketed numbers next to the two teams are their respective records (I really hope you knew that).

Does it double as a grinder?

The Jaguars haven't lead at halftime at all this season. They haven't even been tied. I hope they send all their jerseys to the Hall of Fame.

Well then Spirit airplanes are Chinatown buses powered by hamsters on a couple of treadmills.

I would expect nothing less from an airline that essentially offers its customers Greyhound buses with wings.

I don't think he was at the game - his wife gave birth a couple days ago.

I heard "Smokin on purp, James Worthy." "something something David Robinson," and "no Spud Webb money, jumpin' out the gym." I imagine I missed a trillion other things but my ears can only do so much.

Not only should this not be a penalty, it should be worth an extra point.