Brian McCann finished the series 0-13 with six strikeouts. So perfect.

I don't think you're supposed to be this bitter after your favorite team pulls off an impressive upset on the road...

Death to all deapsin commentors!!!

This comment appears to have been written by somebody who kicks their dog because they had a rough day at work.

I don't think most NBA players are aware of anything that isn't associated with Drake.

I guess landscape mode isn't an option on Canadian phones yet.

Still better than having a track around your field *ahem* *Duke*

"No, I'm not saying women shouldn't be on the committee. I'm just saying that all women belong in the kitchen."

He should be fined.

If you've ever been to a Student Health Center after Homecoming, you would realize that syphilis is no laughing matter.

What a damn shame, that fan probably paid a lot for that cup of dip spit.

I was actually going to mention how Cleveland would get stuck watching something like Big Bang Theory reruns during the FOX blackout at 1pm. I looked up the schedule and they actually do have to watch Big Bang Theory right before the pregame show at 4pm.

...or a Patriots-Redskins game.

Their NFL viewing map stinks almost as bad as all the rendering plants lining I-81.

This has a chance of not being a fully correct answer but it's damn close to right:

Rees's Hic-Cups

Then they proceeded to call Gomez "bush league" which made me chuckle.

Related (somewhat): I heard Atlanta's radio call (WCNN), and right after the shoving match started, the announcers said something to the effect of "He looks like he's under the influence of something that we're not," which sounds like something I can say only because I'm not on the radio.

Media: (beat players down for not having won anything)

Anybody else notice how every single awful baseball column contains some form of the word "classy"? It's like a red flag saying, "You might hate yourself for reading this article."