"Duck, Duck!"

PhotoShop Contest, perhaps?

The world would be a much better place with more malt liquor commercials and fewer tequila commercials.

Not sure if I feel worse for the guy who bought season tickets, went to the first four games, and had to sell the last three, or worse for the fans who only get 7 games per season from now until they move the team.

This reminds me of when Magic Johnson went on NBA Countdown and put up a million dollars or something for LeBron James to enter the dunk contest and it was in the sports news cycle for about five fucking days. It was almost as bad as "Could the 1992 Dream Team beat the 2012 Dream Team" which happened around this time…

Just seeing the set has got Jason Whitlock gasping for air.

"...Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack, which in 1934 was 15 cents per bag and contained an average of 14.2 peanuts per bag, I don't care if I ever get back..."

Ehhhhh...I think you gotta pass on that if it's not somebody who shot 38% from 3 on that team last season.

You realize that the Wizards exist, right? It can get a lot worse.

When you say "Who gives a shit," the answer is usually "people who aren't you." That's a screencap from the front page at the time which shows the views on said page. Essentially, unless nobody on the face of the planet cares about something, it'll get views, and that's how you'll find out Who. gives. A. fuck.

"That’s 1-in-1000 right there."

When the Baltimore Ravens pulled that stunt on twitter (the one with pictures cracking on the Heat's championship parade), it made me realize that Baltimore is the kid that's been picked on for years in school. Baltimore is Milhouse Van Houten from the Simpsons, because all that people really "knew" about Baltimore…

I fully agree that the N-word probably shouldn't be used by anybody. But, I feel like it's not cool for non-blacks to use the word because there are some black people who get offended. Same reason why the Redskins name is awful in my opinion: some people might not be offended, but other people do get offended, and…

Minor note: "Gas so loud, y'all niggas can't hear me" is more than likely referring to the weed he's smoking, not the car he may or may not be driving. "Gas" is weed and "loud" essentially means potent/pungent. You might hear a rapper say something like they have "93 octane" which is strong, powerful, stinky ass weed.

1) It's early August and the Pittsburgh Pirates are the best team in baseball. There is essentially nothing else to talk about.

Well, he gave about 13% on this one, too

"I wish I had more hands...so I could give those asscheeks four thumbs down!"

That girl's orifices must be absolutely heavenly for the guy to put up with that.