No joke. I think I have a pretty high tolerance for graphic stuff and I started crying immediately. I think the part about it happening at a place where families were celebrating Easter is what really fucks me up.

I really don’t want to be political right now, but my first thought was that there are going to be no…

In all fairness, everyone looks that disheveled during an Iowan August.

“now, now ladies. no need to fight. there is plenty of me to go around”

*please pull through*

Rush is right; I do find him “threatening” but not for the reasons he listed. Instead, I find Ted Cruz threatening because I’m nearly certain that he truly, unequivocally believes the things that come out of his mouth, and that kind of shit should be threatening to most people.

Never before has so much beauty inspired so little envy.

Kim Fields might have been out of her element but Tootie would have killed.

I’m sold. Death to America!

me recruiting u for isis

Dear gods, is this perfect timing. This past summer, my best friend suddenly became hostile and unfriendly; no warning, no explanation, no anything. Then I found out that she had been excluding me from activities we used to do with two other gfs, and then posting their fun on Facebook for me to see. This put the other…

Syracuse.com reports that the man wept in court, telling the judge, “I’m giving away many years of my life.”

This is on Jezebel because there’s no reason it shouldn’t be.

There should be a law allowing those of us with stomach issues the right to speed to the nearest bathroom available.

According to the article (which I shamelessly devoured, last night), the police did conduct a welfare check, and pronounced him fine.

I haven’t read the article. I don’t want to. The headline is shocking enough. I am very conflicted because I want America to do something about it, at the same time I do not want to send young men to die in the middle east. It is painful to say this but maybe we can’t fix the world (and yes I am aware that we have…

“Hey there, Surgeon, I mean Sturgeon. Spungen. Splurging. Sturgis...How about I just call you ‘S’?”

Can we just get it in our heads that it is not solely the duty of infertile people to carry the burden of our foster care systems? This woman has already adopted three anyways, but it seems like whenever an infertile person seeks to birth a biological child there are a bunch of people just waving their hands around…

*takes a drag off cancer stick*

“Where’s all my money and power and slaves? I’ve been waiting for hours!”