So... Dr Oz had to be the voice of reason

“I didn’t see it as Russian roulette. I didn’t see it as a complete dismissal of the conventional course we’ve been on. I’m not recommending that anyone – I’m presenting myself as a type of guinea pig.”

Michelle looks like a goddamn sunbeam.

Let’s frame that as what it really is: an incredibly sad day that I’ve been trying to pretend won’t happen. The last time we’ll get to watch Uncle Joe Biden make funny faces and exited expressions from one of the highest offices in the US, all on TV.

Jez actually did a pretty interesting (and disturbing) article a while back that discussed how sexual relationships are extremely common between children and their parents who reconnect later in life.

Genetic Sexual Attraction is a real disorder that isn’t totally uncommon in a situation where an adult child meets their biological parent after years of separation. They didn’t bond as parent and child and so it opens the door to all this craziness. Not justifying it - just saying that it’s kind of ‘normal’ in an…

I feel like Sean Penn is trying to be his own version of Hemmingway AND Hunter S. Thompson. I’d like to think he’s failing miserably because it would suck if they were this douchey back in the day.

The federal government came onto my tribe’s reservation and destroyed our hemp crop claiming they had a right to so because it was marijuana. We are suing them.

That’s all you have to do? Ask?

“I think he made movies a long time ago or something.”

It never was about deciding guilt. It is about deciding if both of them received a fair trial. Avery’s case was put together by officers that owed him MILLIONS of dollars, hated him, and had wrongfully incarcerated him on purpose before. The kid hardly has shit for brains and yet got forced to confess all kinds of…

Neither of mine slept through the night until they were a year old. I got to the point that I make a bottle before bed, set the alarm for about half an hour to an hour before they would wake up, sleep feed them, then go back to bed. No crying. No walking the floor.

Watching younger Jennifer Lopez and George Clooney could lead to humping.

Yay! Thank you so much for adopting an adult kitty. They are so often overlooked!

I adopted a cat today from the Humane Society!!!!!

I have very vivid and weird dreams all the time. But I can’t remember any right now! When I was a kid though, I used to have 3 reoccurring dreams. One was that I was in the airport with my grandmother and the big stone ball from Indiana Jones was chasing us through the terminal. Second was that I had a dolphin living…

Welp, I have a 4 month old who has yet to sleep through the night so I’m exhausted. Feeling pretty great that I cleaned this house though top to bottom. ......guys I’m so fucking tired haha.

Got some pink Moscato chillin’ in the fridge. I have things to do before I get my drink on (She said while on Jezebel...).

Hey Jezzies, whatcha drinking? Lemon Ginger Kevita for me! (Thanks, Slay.douche!) I haven’t had alcohol in over a week. Still can’t get over this cough/sinus/fever garbage. I’ve become addicted to Super Mario Maker for the Wii U in the meantime. Damn, that game is cool. Making Mario levels, playing levels made by…

Picture it: Opening night. Georgetown, DC. Every 20something woman and her 1-6 best friends dressed up and pre-loaded on martinis or wine. A packed theater. We. Were. Ready!