I am 100% okay with this.

Is it true that the hair of the dog is restorative?

Favorite cheeses, Jezzies? Mine is Manchego, or any aged cheese with the little crunchie salt bits in it. Today I learned those are called tyroline clusters or CHEESE CRYSTALS https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_cr….

Please stop, you’re making it worse.

Still would.

Having a kid nearly kills you. In many ways. It WILL get better, though. Things will never be like they were before - but they may be just as good or even better eventually.

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Like that senator who brought in 1 single snowball into the halls of congress, and then said “See? No global warming!”

I haaaate this! People who don’t ‘believe’ in climate change arguing that it can’t possibly exist because it’s cold today! So how can global WARMING exist??!?!?!?!

Okay, that really IS enough Internet for today.

Just tell your Mom that your friend Mahler read a study that shows porcelain off-gasses toxic chemicals that are very dangerous for little lungs to breathe in. IT’S SCIENCE, MA!

YOU TELL HER NO RIGHT NOW, you hear me?? You can’t have those creepy ass porcelain dolls around you OR your sweet babies. No.

Oh for fuck’s sake. The attitude that you can’t go to someplace without your kid because it’s “professional” and that you need to have a babysitter or child-keeper at all times is anti-feminist to the core and supports notions that the only people who “deserve” to reproduce are the affluent.

No this does not sound whack at all! I’m glad you found something that works. I have heard good things about it. THank you much love to you as well :)

Mindymoo, you’re in the black!!

Ooohhh, that’s a toughie. I’m a die hard David Lynch fan, but there is a lot of fuckery with the second season of Twin Peaks, so I’d say The Wire first, Twin Peaks second, The Sopranos third. All three are fantastic though.

omg girl SIT BACK I HAVE A LOT TO TELL YOU!!! okay so meri was wife number 1, the legal wife. before she had children kody married janelle and then christine. they had 9,000 kids (meri only having one because of infertility issues) and lived basically all together in a modified house.

They seriously could do so much better with a different name. I mean, Lactaid. LACK TAID. You might as well just call it “the thin white vaguely-milk-like liquid for butt problems.”