You’re among friends here but after today, I wouldn’t admit this to anyone else.

It’s the eye contact that slays me. Like the camera is just going to run off if he doesn’t keep an eye on it.

Going to have to disagree with you on that last point.

Or the fact that it was clearly written by an ESL individual? I mean, it’s better than most, but “how beautiful your picture?” “Do you know where?” These are probably not phrases written by someone in Aberdeen. I’m not saying scammers are always foreign, but when the command of English is tenuous and the name is as…

I am more shocked that people still use Yahoo.

Brilliant! Seriously, if we treated guns the same way we treat abortions, we’d have a whole lot of “Days Since Last Mass Shooting” counters that’d finally be able to reach the 1-year mark.

screaming forever

While the burning with soup is the obvious issue here and an absolutely fucking unacceptable way to deal with anything as a grown ass person (or as a child)... Can we just agree that people that pull the, “I just had/bought/received/did this here last week,” customers are some of the FUCKING WORST?

Y’know, I’ve been dissatisfied with my meal in restaurants before. Dissatisfied with the kitchen taking too long even though there are only three tables full in a forty table venue; dissatisfied with my cocktail being nothing but mixer and a breath of vodka; dissatisfied that my rare steak was medium well. Most of the…

THIS! A million times this.

I love this so much I almost want to reactivate my FB just to share it.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. YEAH!!!!

My dear, dear nurse practitioner buddy who I traveled around to see The Dead with after I graduated high school posted that, and she and I were fending off idiots on her friends list that called women who have abortions serial killers and whatnot yesterday. That was fun.

I generally find most things circulating on FB/IG trite but this just nailed it on so many levels.

I would love if this came true but the paranoia over guns in this country is so strong I don’t know if anything could overtake it. Florida passed a bill (which the Florida courts have upheld) that pediatricians can’t even ask parents if there are any guns in their home. It’s madness.

I just saw it and I love it.

Can you cite? I need a resource to share with the people I know who ARE going around saying this (I thought it was true).

I LOVE AMBER ROSE

Grilled cheese and potato chips. Today is my “don’t worry about being healthy” day.