revengeofthegreys
Revengeofthegreys
revengeofthegreys

tomorrow’s season premiere of Saturday Night Live

OH HELL NO.

Bwahahaha!! It's true.

GAWD!!!!!

Living in the Southwest, this is why I always, always check my shoes and slippers before putting them on.

no.

Nope, not gonna do that! I'd like to sleep tonight.

Oh my god I am terrified of spiders and I have no words for this story. It's horrifying.

Oh my God!

Yesterday’s tragedy was in my hometown. Suffice it to say that my level of rage that gun violence occurs so frequently, and is so seemingly acceptable to a large proportion of the U.S. population, is palpable today.

I once peed in my cat’s litterbox cause I didn't want to put pants on. GET ON MY LEVEL JLAW

Already planning a prison break

Prom on my junior year seemed to be the last year guys had to get a tux shirt that matched their date’s dress. I wore a dove gray tux with a lavender “ruffle” tux shirt. Oh yeah, Boss. Senior year everyone was in black and white. It was on the Queen Mary, which was pretty cool.

My life makes so much sense. I’m sleep depriving myself now so I can get into a good college and graduate quickly so I can get a good job that sleep deprives me so that I will have enough money to retire so I can sleep as much as I want. But by that point I’ll either be dead because lack of sleep killed me or I won’t

My friends and I went to see Rocky Horror Picture Show in lieu of homecoming #winning

Every day I wake up and I’m infinitely glad I’m only going to my soul-killing, mindless cubefarm job and not heading to high school. I can’t imagine trying to survive that shit now, what with social media and shit like this.

They should make male celebrities and media executives talk about women’s equality and representation.

The problem is that the definition you just posted there isn’t what she meant. Humanism has zero to do with equal gender rights. Feminism promotes the nice easy balance she spoke of. She meant feminism, but she was afraid to say it.

Hey, Trey. You’re an asshole. Get it. Get it.

My deeply held belief that nonconsensual groping is Not Okay is currently coexisting, uncomfortably, with my also deeply held grudge against Katy Perry for that fake-ass, appropriative-of-queer-culture, bisexual-but-not-really-cuz-it’s-only-for-the-straight-male-gaze “I Kissed a Girl” song.