I want beiber to be a good person so goddamn bad. I hate when kids get famous and then fuck up their lives (or their lives are fucked up for them) and don’t mature and turn out to be turds. I root for the child stars! Make me proud beiber!

Agnostic Front did that last time I saw them... Roger Miret scolded the bejesus out of the guy, in that divine accent, ending with “Ya motha TAUGHT [tawwwt] you bettern’at.” It was beauty.

Rage Against the Machine did that at a show at the Oakland coliseum in 1999. They stopped the show and said -if they see anyone grab a woman in the mosh they would walk out.

That’s Nana Dearest to you, honey.

Selena Gomez could do so much better than Bieber.

You realize that pot and cocaine and heroin were all legal (and in every household!) in 1872.

Sorry Jerry it’s still 1872 in North Dakota.

“Melissa Etheridge pled guilty to misdemeanor pot possession in North Dakota.”

I would barrage him with a never-ending stream of innuendos and double-entendre.

I mean we all pass the time in different ways, but really, Fraughton? This is how you think your time is best spent? What a freaking weirdo. I would just die if he were my dad.

Don’t tell me ‘cause it hurts.

I think of those who do not know. And I weep.

I think we should just treat People like that friend who is nice and all, but who has terrible taste in men.

Re: the last part of your comment, the “more in disappointment than malice” tone produces the absolutely sickest burns.

This is so beautiful. Thank you.

People’s Sexiest Man Alive has also honored Adam Levine, who’s about as sexy as Blake Shelton. Also on the list are Matthew McConaughey and Nick Nolte, who I guess must have made sense at the time? Add in abusers Johnny Depp and Mel Gibson and Scientologist weirdo Tom Cruise, and I think we should just treat People…

Gwen,

I don’t know what it means or says about me but I knew what Gary that was going to be before clicking and thought “I’m glad he’s doing good”.