Clothes can be changed but shitty full-torso tats are forever (Or will require a shit-ton of laser work)

Selena, you’re so much better than that.

Yep, no mop buckets have been pissed in for years now. No illegal street races in Florida with internet models of late. Why are we so demanding? If we can’t Belieb in Justin, who can we Belieb in?

Ugh, Selena, nooooo, just say “boy, bye” and be done with it. For all our sakes.

Well personally him being trapped in a pillory for a few hours while we throw rotting food at him.

if he isnt a douche anymore, maybe I’d support this.

He hasn’t egged or tagged anything in like, a really long time! Also, he has not abandoned any more exotic pets in airports in Europe! What more do you people want?

Justin is certainly a much better person. He would be a better boyfriend, too.

Dementia is the only plausible reason for that last tweet. I found the whole sampling today to be extremely off kilter, I mean, compared to most days for Agent Orange.

Very good Halloween costume:

Remember folks, the more Trump shows his hysteria (including on Twitter), the closer Mueller is getting towards uncovering evidence of Trump’s crimes.

I honestly think he was going to replace his current “Wife” with her as the new model as they look practically identical.

Wasn’t there the rumor a few months ago that Hope Hicks was being positioned for Trump wife number 4? Also is it bad that I can see her being front and center during the trial, while Melina takes Baron to Paris the moment she can, in a somewhat sad attempt to get back in the modeling game by starting her own fashion…

She probably has dirt on Tango himself as he clearly has a thing for her (bleurgh) given how close he’s kept her.

On one hand, some good, noble people want to enslave other human beings but on the other hand, some people just want to enact more legislation to inhibit job creators.

Hope Hicks getting pulled in by Mueller’s investigation is very interesting. Here’s a young woman who was literally a flack for a small shoe company (Ivanka’s), who, within a year, leapfrogged to the highest public relations job on earth (White House Communications Director). Obviously, she’s got dirt on Ivanka, and…

Something about how Podesta is the guy that is standing in the way of him Draining the swamp, and since he won’t do it, Trump can’t, and that’s why his campaign promises are unfulfilled, cause other people won’t let him? I’m at a complete loss. I’m pretty sure he lives in a world where he didn’t actually win the…

Keep using those tiny little fingers to barf out those tweets, it only makes you look more guilty.

Good that he has his lawyer speaking for him now...