My favorite part of Bobby Finger’s rundown is that he doesn’t know who Beth Stern is, made me giggle (which was desperately needed today).

Just as a trival side note, Beth Stern is Howard Stern’s wife. Less trivial, she is very involved in animal rescue causes. Yay, Beth!

Hi everyone - this is completely off topic but please PLEASE PLEASE check your credit card statements and bank accounts.

1. Former veterinary nurse and animal shelter caregiver here. Best Beth Stern moment: when she called the guy over, scolded the entire room for hatting the pirate dog. Ripped off the hat in a fury of shelter-rage.

And I’m dreaming of a White Santa, just like the one I used to know.

Christmas is coming, Bobby Finger.

Never Forget: #whitesanta #whitejesus #crackerbabies

Or Hello, it’s not you I’m looking for.

This would have been perfection. I can’t say “would watch” to any of it but it would have been a MUCH better catchphrase than what he did pick.

Glad to see the ladies of Pawnee are in agreement.

He totally missed the opportunity to go minimalist with the catchphrase: “Hello.”

CHRIS IS THE BEST HEMSWORTH!! NO OTHER OPINION IS VALID!

According to legal documents obtained by The Blast, Mr. Easy Like Sunday Morning has filed to trademark “HERE COMES DA JUDGE” and “HERE COMES DA JUDGE — LIONEL RICHIE.”

I thought it had originally been funded by a still unnamed Republican donor as oppo research, then by the Clinton campaign? But of course, let THE EVIL DEMS!! pearl clutching ensue.

Regina George was at least kind of cunning - Trump just surrounds himself with evil assholes who tell him how to enact an evil agenda.

Heh, you should have seen how many Repubs I knew who kept whining about missing Bill Clinton while Obama was in office.

He keeps trying to sit with us! Why does he try to sit with us?

The long anticipated release of the #JFKFiles will take place tomorrow. So interesting!