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Found the YT link ‘cause Apple trailers run like shite.

Good point that I hadn’t thought enough about.

I think he secretly wanted to get arrested, otherwise he wouldn’t have been sitting like that.

How would that even work? I mean, you could get a Navidson Record movie - never a House of Leaves movie.

That said I’d be down for a Furiosa movie that did not involve Max.

The only character that carries over between Mad Max movies is Max. Furiosa’s story was told, telling more of it would probably just stretch the material too thin and be shitty.

When I watched Daredevil, I fell head-being-squashed-to-pulp-in-a-car-door-over-heels in love with it.

I have a problem with you referring to a woman’s orgasm outside of p-in-v intercourse as outside of ‘the actual sex’. Guess what? She just had actual sex with you, your dick just wasn’t involved.

Cape Bros is the new Bromance

Now with video:

But... chin wobble...

I feel like about 1/7 of these are a stretch, but the rest nail it. Seriously, Cuban Pete is classic.

Do you know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning?

Why not? Women in real life wear outfits all the time that have different colors and patterns, many of which follow their curves. It’s a superhero costume, not a police uniform. Are we really going to take costume criticism to it’s illogical extreme? Because I’m on board with not hyper-sexualizing the characters, I’m

Have you taken a walk through a toy aisle lately? This is not a molehill, we’ve barely progressed past the 50s when it comes to marketing toys complete with bright pink aisles for the girls and blue aisles for boys. As the father of a young girl who I hope will be able to choose her own path in life, it’s not a

I really don’t need to know:

Pig in the City is one of the darkest, if not the darkest ‘kids’ movie ever. Dogs drowning, homelessness, caretakers dying, divorce, and dog hookers. It’s also one of the best movies of the 90s.