Just wait, it’ll turn out that was some alien dictator’s speech at their world games.

Still waiting. ^_^

My skin changes when it gets cold. I can either cut glass with my nipples or I get chicken-skin. Not so sure frogs are the first.

How do they get enough bananas to fit?

Non-inflatable muscles have been available for years.

You new? This is the Gawker network.

You just know the Gawker network hates this decision. Heaven forbid they have competition from the plebs for top troll.

This. I was expecting the device to generate its own propane for power like O2 generators.

“[...]emergency crews sprayed down buildings nearby the manhole covers that were spitting[...]”

It’s like they brought back <blink> just to fuck with people.

DQ... still baiting the hook. There’s a reason the click-through numbers are down. But hey, keep doing what you have been doing, that’s worked well so far, right?

As the recipient of a transfusion or two because of surgeries, I’m thankful for them. It is however a bit unnerving thinking about getting a “dirty” batch.

Because LizardSquad gives a fuck about your sanctions right?

"Charitable donations."

Also, “Once Bertha’s cutter head is repaired, the crane will be pressed into service one more time, gently lowering it back into the tunnel. It still start digging again.”

With how much this is costing I hope at the end they point it straight down and just let it go until it’s crushed.

I used to entangle billions of atoms sitting in class staring at the clock as I observed the passage of time and my state of being realizing that was time I would never get back and it was set in historical stone.

And of course adding to the pollution making all that concrete.

Swings with lights on them next to a road. Yeah, no issues there...