Just wait until some script kiddie figures out a way to trigger the bricking when they are getting their ass kicked in Call of Duty.

Then understand there are legal ways of handling NDA violations. Breaking personal property isn’t one of them.

Nyet. Is anti-weed and track fouling feature. Working as soviet leaders intended.

Just need to make sure they have plenty of air.

Can’t be right all the time.

“Used to” bitch about the Tyson knockout? Were you alive for that? Those of us who were, remember it, and we haven’t stopped bitching about it.

When will they begin anti-Cheeto and Jolt doping campaigns?

Gawker media whining about trolling is the definition of irony.

Too bad they couldn't convert them into housing for the poor as well.

It’s like they brought back <blink> just to fuck with people.

DQ... still baiting the hook. There’s a reason the click-through numbers are down. But hey, keep doing what you have been doing, that’s worked well so far, right?

Bring back the nipples.

You guys did this. Gave the SJWs a platform for crazy and this is the result.

It would help if people were playing the Cisquisition.

Making solid fuel rockets with sugar is new?

Note the butthurt for being called on it. ^_^

Oh goody, looks like we still can't get away from that tropes buzzword. It's this year's paradigm shift.

Wake me when we're hacking our midi-chlorians.

She's still not sleeping with you.