Probably was hoping to make it to the 13th step.

““You are pretty dope,””

You give them far too much credit for thinking.

Can someone put a martini livery on this:

Their brand is based - at least as far as I can tell - on mixing with vodka.

This looks like some kind of grasshopper for some reason. To me.

Also, Jesus Fuck, why didn't you tell me that was a Dylan Byers column so I wouldn't click?

Kostas Papanikolaou

39 fucking bowl games? Ugh.

Because they can use screen-reading software, moron.

Hockey. It's a bit expensive to start, but fun, and lots of cameraderie.

I really wish he’d called Tom Morello and Zach De La Rocha up on stage some time. I would have paid good money for that.

As if I needed another reason to not like these things.

“This video is private” Wut?

Sold!

You left out Quincy, M.E. ;)

Are you sure that’s not the engine? /sarcasm

Stay classy, Twitter!

Could be worse.