The whole restaurant/server business seems like something out of the 19th 16th century.

Well, it's only not depressing because it's going forward. That one waitress worked there for five fucking years before it apparently became a thing. WTF?

Conservatives always think their free speech is being restricted. Projection worthy of an IMAX screen.

Kill. Me. Now. Laura Ingraham is the worst. She makes Ann Coulter look like a Rhodes Scholar.

Works for Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly, among others.

The diocese of Milwaukee, IIRC. Fucktards.

Project Veritas, Oh, Geez, James O’Keefe level of dumbfuckery

I’d fund your new toothbrush first. It has to be a gay toothbrush though.

plus one lunchpail.

True. Last I checked, a dunk counted the same as a layup.

This is hideous. But I assume they’ve already sold enough sponsorships to make it more than worth their bleacher seats going missing for a while.

What a clusterfuck.

This is specifically about used car dealers.

I also think that Cubs color should extend farther down in Illinois. It's a blend in the middle between Cubs and Cards fans, but you're right, Sox fans are vanishingly rare.

They should include the one about the car that's pictured in an ad, but when you show up, it just happens to be gone, but they have a similar car that costs more.

You mean like this:

Sorry, no offense meant to the color blind among us. :)

They always overlook this part:

So it was a necessary evil for Chrysler. Gotcha. My dad drove a truck (old dodge) and mom drove a full-size van (5 kids natch) in the 80s. I got to drive my dad’s old Toyota Corolla, so we missed the K-Car - thank heavens.

I have a beard, but I’m not a hipster, and I couldn’t see myself behind the wheel of that monstrosity except at gunpoint. Maybe has to be one of those goatee/chin beard things.