Exactly how does one drive ironically? Hmmm.

Why were they a “necessary” evil?

Ha! That is gorgeous!

Geez, I have two daughters, and shopping in the girl's section of the toy store is fucking depressing. Even the Barbie cars are pink.

Pool is not a sport.

To each his/her own, I guess, but almost $10K is still CP, agreed.

This is quite possibly the most horrid mixture of wood panel and paint I have ever seen. CP! One would have to be color blind to enjoy this ... IDK what to call it.

Here’s the orange I’d like to see:

Thank god I’m not the only one who thought he needed a check for color-blindness. WTF do they get “pink” from this?

This is why fuckers should wear face shields.

Pedos are sometimes chemically castrated.

Man, Google Translate is bad. Unfortunately, it's the best we've got so far, I assume.

I've seen that argument here on Jalopnik before. Suffice to say, I'm not in that camp. I could have typed clearer, I suppose. Anyone who can steer thousands of pounds of metal around at wicked fast speeds for extended periods of time in a hot cabin, weaving among other metal capsules at similar speeds is an athlete.

You know that I can refer to race car driver as a subset of the set of "athletes" right?

He didn't fire the guy. He pulled the guy's column that had some negative stuff about Fox (Mickey Kaus) and Kaus quit over it.

Yes! Let's go to the tape:

I thought the SI athlete section was in a different issue (shows how much I pay attention to the SI swimsuit edition)?

Oh, no. They are, definitely. But the first thread on this story was about what female race car driver should be considered a model. I was just remarking that Bar Rafael's knowledge of female athletes probably extends to no one other than Danica Patrick, who is an athlete.

Ahem.

They did ask "What famous athlete" not "what famous race car driver." I would venture to guess that Bar Rafael (WTF is she?) couldn't even name any other female athletes (Maria Sharipova,anyone?). Certainly Danica would be up there, but IIRC, SI has a whole issue of "beautiful athletes" (male and female) every year.