When I was a kid, I just did what I spent roughly one-third of my childhood doing- playing Pokemon on my Gameboy. Either that or reading. Or sleeping. For the most part, it kept me and my sister from fighting. That and the fact that she is 6 years older than me.

I'm pretty sure the only way I'll understand this is if I'm on as many drugs as he is. One moment.

Looks like they got some interior bits from GM.

This doesn't really surprise me. I mean, they're right next to where most of these ladies come from.

I'm just surprised they're so upset. A lot of that material will probably end up being recycled, and these guys love recycling.

1st Gear: Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep

I think it looks okay(it reminds me of a MazdaCX-5), but you really have to question the point of it considering this is from the same company that makes the Evoque, which this looks to be in the same segment as. About the only differentiating possible feature would be RWD.

I doubt this would be best for little gearheads. My Mom tells me that both myself and my sister didn't like the Power Wheel we had because it was too slow, and when it's too slow for my sister, that's really saying something. The better choice for speed-obsessed toddlers would be a pedal car. I had a pedal Indy car…

The first and so far only car I've ever owned is this '00 Civic. This pic is from a few years ago, and time has not been kind to her. The hubcaps are gone, the driver's side door has a large dent where my sister backed into it, the clearcoat is fading, and the front bumper doesn't fit as well since I rear-ended…

Notice how he's covering his face as if he doesn't want to be seen... while driving a leopard-print exotic car. Hey, next time you might want to try something more discreet.

Compounding the problem is the fact that cars have much larger wheels than they used to, and tires for those wheels ain't cheap. Even something as dinky as a Scion iQ comes with 16" wheels standard. I don't even know if there's anything out there running 14" wheels outside of cars for developing markets.

I myself have always had body damage repaired, but both my sister and my stepsister have had their cars totaled twice, and I find it amazing that they'll total it even after minor accidents. In all but one case, the cars were perfectly drivable, with no severe body damage. It makes me wonder where the hell they're…

Assassyns. Seriously, try and top these abominations. There is no car that these look good on. Oh, and the misspelled name is pretty stupid, too.

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Klaus, Hans, either of you guys seen Wilhelm?

That's probably one of the reasons that the Council of American-Islamic Relations is trying to get this tried as a hate crime. I'm just curious what exactly they charged him with. I didn't think assault was a misdemeanor.

The Hofmeister kink may be a BMW design signature, but they're definitely not the first ones to do it. Take a look at this 1951 Kaiser and tell me this doesn't look anything like a Hofmeister kink.

I don't know for sure, but I'd have to guess it would be Dad's '83 Civic CVCC hatchback.

Now this is just awesome. I love how detailed the interior is, with the asymmetric layout, how each row of seats has its own upholstery pattern, and the plastic surrounding the lower touch screen which looks like a cross between piano black and carbon fiber, which is neat. The plastics on the dash do look a little…

I'm kind of hoping they'd go back to the aesthetic of the previous car, with minimal surface detailing. I don't know about the rest of you, but the old one had kind of an elegant simplicity to its design, like an old Passat.