My reply is appropriate regardless.

Today’s guest write:
The Onion’s Kelly!

C’mon, if she brought a succulent to liven up the place who are they to complain?

I’m very distantly related to Judy Garland!
But I’m not hanging out at Liza’s place looking for cash, y’know.

Yeah, but - free DNA kit!

Well, she’s wrong.

I went to Glasgow once. I remember it much as one recalls a dream… or a nightmare. I was on a budget flight to Norway, when a storm hit and forced us to ditch in Glasgow Prestwick. I was stranded, and it’s so hilly up there you can’t get any signal on your car phone. It looked bad…it looked like I was going to…

Sigh.
Anderson not winning an Oscar for the Baywatch movie is when we split from the timeline that eventually results in Futurama.

I thought he was Stallone.

Look, I can suspend my disbelief to an extent, but there’s no way the child of David Duchovny and Julia Louis-Dreyfus is going to come out looking like Jonah Hill.

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Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride had you crashing your car, dying, and going to hell at the end.

Three voices.
Rick voice, Marty voice, Mr. Poopybutthole/Lemongrab voice.

They’re making movies of both of those shows to wrap up on all the loose ends (assuming they don’t get canceled by the new boss, but the new Aqua Teen movie already came out so I’m guessing they’re safe).

The Razzies are garbage. They don’t nominate the worst movies or performances, just the most high profile ones (Blonde) or low hanging fruit (Sly Stallone).
Remember when they nominated Sofia Coppola for Phantom Menace, even though she’s basically an extra who just stands there in the background?

How is she posing with Vincent Schiavelli?
I thought he died years ago.

He was my third favorite member of CSNY.
RIP.

Yeah, I learned on Law & Order that defense attorneys are all scumbags who love to keep rapists and murderers on the streets.

I thought he was wearing a Hannibal Lecter style mask for a second there.