I was saying “boo-urns”.

You think the guy from Iron & Wine is upset that they didn’t call him to put his song in the closing credits like Sabbath at the end of Iron Man?

Didn’t Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell do an episode like this?

Maybe they were just crappy lawyers?

Or maybe he was wearing a mask because IT WASN’T REALLY HIM!!!

A Jewish Hitler?
Well, I guess you can’t spell “Ashkenazi” without “nazi”.

The fish part can be the color of any fish. The human part should be the color of a human (which she is).
I would argue that if you colored the human part some weird color she would be some other kind of sea creature and no longer a mermaid.

Misreading the headlines, I thought Halle BERRY was playing Ariel and I kept thinking “Who cares that she’s black? Why aren’t people talking about the fact that she’s supposed to be a teenager and she’s 56 years old!”

Now that I realize I’m wrong I’m going to just go with “Who cares that she’s black?”

It was considered a job perk of rock stardom at the time.
And, whether anyone likes it or not, these girls were actively pursuing this kind of action.  They weren’t trafficked kids on Epstein Island.

He is exactly identical to right-wing radio personality Mark Levin.

If it wasn’t for giving a role to someone you’re sleeping with the world would never know the acting genius of Sheri Moon Zombie.

That would’ve been a good sting, but I don’t think that’s what he was actually saying at all.

No!

Yeah, The Compleat Al came out in 1985.  Some things have changed about people’s attitude towards MJ since then.

Curious as to how they deal with Michael Jackson or if they just ignore “Eat It” and pretend “Like A Surgeon” was his first giant hit.

I totally understand.
I started drinking black coffee because Twin Peaks made it look so cool.

We had such high hopes.
Sigh.

Dude, Tolkien would’ve turned over in his grave when Gandalf bumped his head in Bag End in the first movie.
That’s after he’d flipped over previously from the “Where there’s a whip there’s a way” song in the 1980 cartoon. Which was a turn back from when he turned over due to Legolas’s pink outfit in ‘78. Which is…

His best ever odd pronunciations are in this video.

In Peoples of Middle-earth Tolkien toys with the ideas of the blue wizards arriving in the Second Age, so it would fit.
BUT, I believe they also arrived together. And this show won’t be able to resist it being Gandalf (even though Gandalf was the last wizard to get there and arrived by ship, which is how he got Narya…