What on Earth did you think the defense department was going to report? “The President is unhealthy, both physically and psychologically. Enemies of America, please take advantage of this weakness to further manipulate the President even more than ever.”

The Douuuchhheeee!!!

I basically have given up most shreds of dignity in exchange for sanity. One day I, too, may have both.

Had a kid. Got rid of our coffee table. Replaced it with this super classy thing:

fuckwit asshole

The NFL actually makes baseball look fun and fluid. I’d rather watch a procedural on making twine than watch the unbearable mess that is NFL.

I’m not typically keen on recommending any specific products, but I don’t like calling a day before the trip hoping that they have connecting rooms. So, after a couple recent trips with a toddler and infant, I have very quickly fallen in love with two hotels: Residence Inn and Homewood Suites. They fall under the…

“Solo is also a famously ornery teammate and her relationship with U.S. Soccer has been tempestuous... She joins an already crowded field ... most of whom at least do not have an openly antagonistic relationship with U.S. Soccer.”

It’s Always Sunny leaving Netflix for Hulu is yet another in an endless string of boneheaded moves by FX/Fox Networks.

Yep. Reminds me of Deion Sander’s Prime Prep Academy https://www.dallasnews.com/news/news/2016/02/02/the-spectacular-collapse-of-prime-prep-academy

Protip: don’t break the laws of the country you’re visiting.

They have no management features at all. Like... at all.

I live in a midwestern city with notoriously bad schools. I’ve got small kids who haven’t started school yet, but conversations with the wife revolve entirely around whether or not to move to the ‘burbs cause of the schools. We either pay for private school where we’re at (anywhere from 6k-25k/yr) or we pay more for a…

Where are the Texas Rangers plowing the city of Arlington, while Arlington reams DFW by refusing to allow public transit?

*applause*

Video replay. Now that’s an atrocity.

Yeah there are a group of videos that are called “bad kids crying” etc. that I keep having to block with the youtube kids app because blocking tools elsewhere in youtube are terrible or non-existent. I wish I could manage more of that content (ie block channels) in the desktop web interface...

but can you light a pipe with it?

but can you light a pipe with it?

More surprised that Android users still put up with it and after the (sometimes lengthy) wait still use those services.

Almost exactly 1 year after buying the Robovac 10 (Anker), my robotic vacuum is dead in the water.

Almost exactly 1 year after buying the Robovac 10 (Anker), my robotic vacuum is dead in the water.