“It is a Switch exclusive, as you might expect. But all you need is a Switch emulator and a decently powerful PC, and you can play Dread on your computer, right now.”

You’re saying a company is not entitled to make money on a product they released one day ago?

Older games, I can understand - but encouraging the torrenting/pirating of a game one day after its’ release? For fuck’s sake.

Age of Ultron really isn’t that bad - flawed, yes, but not bad - and the blame for its flaws is not entirely Whedon’s fault - there is a reason Feigue moved to get rid of Perlmutter and the story comittee after AoU.

Yeah, I think it’s in Feet of Clay where Vimes intentionally starts hiring officers of every creature/species/lifeform/whatever (including a zombie), and I think he does it to piss people off who have a problem with it. Been years since I read that one though so I could be wrong.

You know, I have to question if somebody who whines about “SJW-ness” has ever actually read a word Sir Pterry put to page.  Because dude was a huge fucking SJW.

Hilariously it’ll be even worse than what we got.

Orangutans will always be playful royalty to me.
(ok, this is really an excuse to post a King Louie gif. I shed human tears for Maurice in the new Apes trilogy.)

Why do you hate good things?

Edgelord username? Daria profile icon? Disingenuous invitation to debate through rherotical questions?  Check, check, check!

Is this a parody?

Copyright protection and data security are very different tasks performed by completely separate teams. 

Looks like you never stopped. Maybe try mentally growing up passed 14 too. 

man, remember CJA’s review of Gods of Egypt? It was such a good website.

Not to be even more negative, but I think Io9 really is a shadow of what it was back when Annalee Newitz and Charlie Jane Anders ran the show.

iO9 is shit and has been for years now since the OG staff and founders left the boat.

I heard that the Oakland Zoo was shutting down because someone fought a panda and left it unconscious. Definitely a case of Marshall Law.

Ari does indeed specialize in gaming tips and advice. But he’s not a “plant,” he’s a Kotaku editorial staffer just like the rest of us, in the union and everything. Please be respectful of him!

I still think they look fine up close idk

Finally, an internet personality that I dislike more than PewDiePie.