Only Deadspin and the Financial Times.

I don’t think you know what a beer belly is.

Worked for Don Draper.....

Since when does the losing team take a knee?

How about that. A touching story from Penn State that doesn’t make me throw up.

This is in poor taste.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

To me it sounds like Gordon didn’t let any drafts go to waste.

Oh Barry. It would be too much for you to write anything about a team that already was the youngest in the league, starting a 3rd string rookie QB and without 7 starters who outplayed Miami yesterday. I should expect nothing less....

Congrats on being right. I’m right sometimes too and man is it good. I’m right less than others, so when I am right it’s a good feeling. Hold on to this. It’s gonna be a good day!

“I don’t spend my free time watching the NFL, just clicking on, reading, and commenting on a sports blog’s articles about not watching the NFL.”

I don’t root for anyone to be injured, but if it’s going to happen, I’m OK with it being this child-beating asshole.

Once again Patrick you buried the lead. Panthers are the best undefeated team in the NFL right now.

Trainer: What’s your name?

It is different because no one kneels during the National Anthem, ever. Clearly it’s a protest.

You should comment less. And develop a sense of humor.

I mean, you deserve whatever you get for jerking off to Trump.

You know no one is forcing you to read it, right? Unless someone IS forcing you to read it. In which case, blink twice.