Everything you need to know about where this franchise is headed can be gleaned from the opening paragraph (THIS WAS THE FUCKING OPENING) of a profile of their owner.

Traveled to Chicago last year to see the Cardinals play the Bears. I wore this shirt to the game, along with a Cardinals hat and jacket, so I thought it would be clear I was trying to mock their team. Instead, about 500 Bears fans were giving me high fives, asking where I got the shirt, and even offering money to buy…

OK. So what’s wrong with Patton Oswalt?

Professional wisdom suggests that if this is advice you are considering, you should actually be having zero drinks at parties, and also everywhere else.

Sir, I don’t believe you get Deadspin...

That was kind of the point

Even more ridiculous that Gammons would be nominated for worst tweet when that was obviously the best tweet of the year.

OK, I can't relate to what it's like being black, because I am not. But this just seems crazy to me. If fellow citizens are afraid to play Pokémon, there's something wrong with that. Not sure what I am trying to get across, either this is an exaggeration or I am seriously underestimating what black people feel afraid…

South Park made Timmy and Jimmy peers of the main characters. They are not defined by their disabilities, and are annoyed at those who try talk down to them. Jimmy was the hero of a recent season, in which he stands up for freedom of the press at a time when a cowardly town could have cared less.

At least Curry had a good Father’s Day, he got to spend it playing basketball with his daddy.

Please do not lump Kimbo Slice with Ali, Bowie and Prince

Much like your city, the video has been disabled and is better viewed from elsewhere.

Somebody please cast Jamie Lee Curtis as Jan van Dyne in the Ant-Man and The Wasp movie

That it’s Christopher Guest, maker of mockumentaries, yes. But it needs to be shouted from the rooftops specifically that he’s the man that ran away from Inigo.