I felt the same way when I learned that Dolly Madison’s favorite ice cream flavor was oyster. Why was everyone in the nineteenth century living for savory aphrodisiac desserts? “Would you like a salmon sherbert with a Spanish Fly glaze?” It’s almost enough to make me uninvite her from my imaginary historical people…

It’s like he’s a bad person and his eyes are trying to get away.

I am 92% positive these are the same person.

Well when you put it that way it doesn’t make much sense, does it

Yeah, I DEFINITELY need to open an account with this bank.

He’s no Winnie the Bish, that’s for sure:

I’d be ok with seeing pranks like this still happen, so long as the prankster is savagely beaten and publicly ridiculed at the end.

sure why not?

@ this comment

i just laughed irl for like 100 hours at this i am a simple soul

he is woke!

The writer is a clover. I think we can excuse her lack of knowledge of human respiration.

Samuel L. Jackson can relate to that story.

My oldest son is the only one with his name.(Once looked it up in the US Census it said no one in the US had his name. Maybe he is just a figment of my imagination) My other son shares his name with a preacher who got caught embezzling a bunch of money but who is back in the ministry now.

“Did you do drugs 30 years ago? Yes? Then you will never be considered a credible person for the rest of your life.” That ‘ol predator logic.

Well, remember, she’s not “innocent,” so anything that happens to her* is fair game. Meanwhile, there are elaborate but mysterious “vendettas” against him and he’s been fashioned a scapegoat to prevent mudpeople from rioting, or whatever shrill and cacophonous tune he’s whistling.

He is pretty much like ‘I couldn’t have raped these women, they are not even really human!’ Yes...THAT IS what a rapist would say.

Always useful when a predator reveals his criteria for potential victims (women with “lifestyles,” meaning they’re black or poor). He’s too much of an ignorant, spoiled little shit to see how obvious his guilt is to everyone else.

Clarissa, explain yourself!

Eeeeeeee! Liam may be the lesser Hemsworth, but nuthin cuter than a big old pibbles smile.