I SCREAMED

SHE SAID HER HAIR WAS A 4?

Gif is unrelated

Perfect. I had Afaux-American

The problem is not that she’s a white person leading an NAACP chapter. The problem is that she’s a white person who seemingly lied about being black and then headed an NAACP chapter.

Oh my gosh! That was a beautiful story! During the description of him dancing, this is what

Whatever. It’s their wedding. If I were invited, I’d probably be pissed off, but I am also the kind of bitch everyone hates who purchases one thing off the registry and then one of these as a wedding present because I think it’s hilarious:

She’ll get a cheap fondue set from me and she’ll fucking like it.

You’re curious about it so it must be working!

Sorry! I’m deflecting!

Are you Deer God? It’s me, Margaret.

No, that’s definitely either Keira Knightley, Olivia Munn, Mila Kunis, or....the other one...

I get these two confused sometimes

Jessica Chastain looks nothing like this

For real tho...

“I do have black friends that use it with me and I use it with them.”

Get one that says “Hawn” and hang out together.

They thought. She was wearing. A fake. Baby. Bump. Just to fuck with them.