gahhh traction alopecia

it’s bc they didn’t sign a release, it’s not a conspiracy or something

i was literally about to write that

how is it racist just to have black people on the dress? is it the yellow lipstick?

it’s a carnival mask, not a star trek thing, fyi

ironically he really needs a facial

i actually really like the d&g dress...

aw cutiez

by kicking the patriarchy in the dick, did she mean that no one cares about an obscure hashtag?

the prudishness of WESTERN culture?

what in the christ is this

she’s trying to equate the risk of fetal alcohol syndrome from drinking with the risk of food poisoning from eating any food. which is stunningly fatuous.

thank you for prefacing that by saying it is non scientific, rather then definitive proof that fetal alcohol syndrome doesn’t exist.

yeah except for those kids that get fetal alcohol syndrome

the fact that one child was unaffected is irrelevant. drinking increases the risk of birth defects, no one’s saying it necessarily causes defects.

oh cool, just like jenny mccarthy.

what the fuck kind of message is that to send, that it’s okay to put children at risk of mental disability to relieve stress? is it also ok to shoot people if they’re being annoying?

seriously, i was about to ask why someone bothered even typing out this article, as if it’s news

damn it. and i remember the actual shock of reading about her breakup with arnett on this very blog.

lol horrific