The Kennedys are way way way more interesting than The Kardashians. Even dead. That's how fucking boring the Kardashians are.

I co-sign on this list of people who I could give a flying fuck about from #5 down, but I'd have to add Madonna to the list of people/celebrities I don't necessarily care about, but I do find them interesting enough to be on my radar.

lol I was just going off about this. My hair literally is a giant fro, and now I know where my gold hoops with my name in them from high school are appropriate as an adult! Thanks Mr.!

A dashiki, duh.

a) the hair growing out of my head is not a fashion accessory, despite how hard I try to make it behave otherwise. If you would like to come over to my house and straighten my bird's nest every morning (without waking me an hour before I have to leave, because mama needs her rest) without damaging my hair, have at…

"The only time a black woman lawyer might consider bending this rule is when she is working with an urban black ghetto jury. Here she might wear items that would be identifiable as black, particularly if her opponent is also black"

These drawings remind me of fashion plates, which was my favoritest toy as a kid, after barbie. Yes, shoot me. I bought into all t he bullshit

I was thinkin' it was more like "Shiiiiiit, not I!", not "Shiiiiiit, girl you stupid". There is a difference.

Why do people think that delivering a baby without meds is some kind of badge of honor? And I just mean it from the point of view as why do so many people announce it? If you have a vagina, you understand how many nerve endings are down there to know that pushing something like a baby head out of it will hurt like…

I think as in "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, that HURTS!" not "Shiiiiiiiiit! I'm judging you."

It's not like the author picked a woman off the street and wrote an article about her painkiller-free birth. It was in the news because it's the royal family and she's commenting on it with a "Shiiiit" because, presumably, a birth without painkillers fucking hurts. It's not like she was criticizing Kate for doing…

You know, I do at least appreciate that Jennifer Aniston owns up to the fact that she has to have a strict diet and work out regimen to look the way she does. I fucking hate it when celebrities are all "oh, no, it's fine, I ate 4 cheeseburgers yesterday, I guess I'm just lucky." That may be true for a very small…

He sounds far more awesome than OITNB Larry. Who kinda annoys me with his whining at this point.

I hate both of them, but Larry took the cake for being even more selfish than Piper herself.

I read it, but seeing as Larry and Piper are the worst parts of the show, I didn't expect much. And that's about what I got.

This is cool, but ultimately not very helpful for me. H&M sizes are mega odd, and no matter how cute it looks on a hanger, it looks like a garbage bag full of used diapers on me.

I'm happy for all y'all, though.

My favorite scene was when Taystee and Puse and all were sitting around imitating snotty white women. They were sooo spot-on, I was rolling.

I have spent all morning wanting to quote Crazy Eyes.

I've been watching this and enjoying it. Though, am I the only one who finds the main character pretty irritating and unsympathetic? I know she's supposed to be a little ditzy and privileged, but she's just so bland and childish, especially compared to the supporting characters.