Hey, fuck you Moshe Kasher. Gentrification is a devastating and horrible thing for low income racial minorities. Fuck you and your hipster shit.

Right?! Pre-chopped jar o' garlic changed my cooking life! So much nicer than having garlic hands for two days after chopping a bunch.

Word to that. I don't cut garlic anymore - they even have that shit in a squeeze bottle and I just squeeze a bit out and I'm good to go.

First of all, pre-chopped garlic in a jar is the most amazing thing I have ever discovered.

Can we add 11. The Proud Machiavellian?

It exists. I have a co-worker who after a month or two of liking me told me she is proud of her ability to be Machiavellian. I thought, "lol she doesn't really know what that means." Years later I see she does and she is fucking lethal.

Also, 12. The Debbie Downer.
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Smelly co-workers are the worst. This includes people who don't wash their clothes, don't wear deodorant and need to, and/or just extreme body odor.

You forgot about the incessant cruncher. Carrots, crackers, chips - you name it, she fucking crunches it eight hours a day, right beside me, and I can't hear myself think anymore. For the love of Cod and all that is holy, stop the Coddamn crunching! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!!!

Seriously. And parents like this are probably not using correct anatomical names for private parts. That can put a child at greater risk for sexual abuse and also make them ashamed about disclosing. UGH.

Yeah, I think we should consider it a failure of the education system if there are 13 year olds who DON'T know what reproductive organs look like.

"I want my daughter to find out about female anatomy when she gives surprise birth in the toilet at sixteen years old — like everyone else!"

Any time we have a story about the word "vagina," I like to use this .gif and scream "NOT VAGINAS! NO!" Works here.

I kind of wish this was in the version that got taught in junior high (although I recognize that would never fly with 92% of the school boards in this country). There's such ignorance about the female anatomy—on the part of both boys and girls—that it would be helpful to use this passage as a teaching tool.

Ovarian cancer is never detected by a pelvic exam. OK. What about cervical cancer?

I'm glad that Victoria Beckham says she has a nanny that she can't do it all by herrself. I get irritated with celebrities who act like it's hard, but they manage all by themselves without acknowledging (or admitting) the help they get from others and the money they spend to make it happen.

"I want my privacy, except when I want you guys to pay attention to meeeeeee"

... well she does look like him. Or, you could say, vice-versa. It has nothing to do with the hair or the clothes and everything to do with the eyes, nose, and mouth.

I think I ranked: Brandon >David Silver > Dylan. And Steven never even made it into the hierarchy at all!

But what does his father, Chris Hayes, think about all this?

I always felt bad for Ian Ziering, because between Luke Perry and Jason Priestly, it was always like, "Well who's going to want to bone THAT one? He doesn't even have a leather jacket!"