Yes, the 80's are over. Any of my fellow 30-somethings want to get extremely depressed? Remember when you saw Back to the Future when you were a kid? And Marty went back in time to 1955, and you were all like "What? That was like, a million years ago, my mom wasn't even born yet! They only had black and white TVs!…

He has really pretty eyes.

Cute Snoopy tweet, I almost died. Looked to see who posted it, evil Scott Baio. Confused feelings, why Jezebel?

And does so awesomely.

It samples the theme from "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly", that is why.

Aw, and now they're somebody's racist grandparents!

Aw man, fuck that last sentence!!! Seriously?? This guy's finally found and it's just like, "Well! Glad we cleared that all up, on with your day sir." There's no statute of limitations on murder - would this fall under some other kind of manslaughter category?

Oh shit, I forgot my punch card!

"Schedule 4 abortions and your next is free!"

"Abortion industry?" I see this thrown around all of this time, and I can't help but think these wackos are living in an alternate universe. It reminds me of the talk about the "circumcision industry." These things are not moneymakers, idiots! We might as well hear a speech on the "food pantry industry."

MY MAN B.O.

That's the point, except the shoemakers don't know it.

"Millions more lacked access to healthcare."

47% of Americans are morons. What else is new

This man is pure evil.

I have nothing but scorn towards him. I am hoping with every fiber of my being that history will not later view him a good president.

1) You are a rich person and you got richer.*

I think most white people would not want to wear this shoe. It's basically "The Shoe Trying Harder Than Any Other Shoe on the Planet."

White pride is no different than gay pride or black pride

When he says white people are being "disenfranchised," does he mean "having only-slightly-less-but-still-an-overwhelming-majority of influence"?

Whites giving racists a pass? Ya don't say....