And I don’t want the world to see me, indeed.

The good news about people who share your opinion is that with all of the trans fats you’re ingesting, you won’t be able to share it for much longer.

This take is irredeemably bad. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Better.

Agreed. “Drew Has Got a Chub” syncs better to Janie’s got a Gun.

I’m starting an Aerosmith cover band in which all the songs are re-written to discuss Drew’s boner(s).

goes even better with “Gary’s Got a Boner” from Let it Be by the Replacements

Scene -8th grade graduation dance.

Re the slow slide into Derpmentia of 90's Comedians:

“Drew Has Got a Boner” syncs better to Dude Looks Like a Lady than it does to Janie’s Got a Gun.

I knew it! Joe Klein killed Laura Palmer!

He had everything that Hillary did not. It went beyond charisma, which he had in spades, to an effortless empathy. When he said “I feel your pain” you believed it, no matter how artificial it may have been. Candidate Hillary was the result of a lifetime of programming by political consultants; when she appeared in…

Clinton was, in a lot of ways, a genuinely larger than life figure. Extraordinarily intelligent and talented, charming beyond belief, with equally big flaws that undermined so many of his gifts. He was almost Shakespearean in that way.

He had that charisma about him. I’ve met women who have met him in person and they all say they would have slept with him in a second.

That doesn’t narrow it down at all.

It may not be the most effective weapon against Trump at this point, but I’ll take anything that will embarrass him, and his hypocritical Evangelical supporters.

That header photo combination should replace the Drake Nah/Yeah meme in all our hearts.

I don’t think we all have to wait around until we’re perfect before we’re allowed to criticize people’s gross behavior.

Take a nap, Chicken Little.

Does anyone, on either side, give the slightest fuck what Bill Maher has to say at this point?

Dennis Quaid with a quietly bizarre and diverse filmography.