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Despite all their rage, they must still pay their bills on the stage.

Are you implying that someone might have a hard time getting along with William Corgan, Entirely Reasonable Adult Human, Esq.?

I love that I can recognize that clip by the thumbnail and still crack the fuck up.

No love for “violently thrashing in a swimming pool” from Showgirls? Gosh, that movie is so ridiculous. I love how they tried to retroactively claim all the camp in it was intentional.

Any “bad sex” list without the Showgirls pool scene is dead to me.

Not sure if it fits this category, but 90 percent of the sex scenes on Showtimes “Shameless” - in which everything in a room gets knocked on the floor - are pretty ridiculous (yes, a little exaggeration... a little). It’s almost always frantic and almost always destructive. We get, they’re “passionate.”

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This one gets the award for worst foreplay.

You’re not the only one who didn’t know where Wallace was at.

I’ll forever be surprised that Michael B. Jordan was Wallace in The Wire.

Michael B. Jordan needs to be a star. The fact that almost every review gives him as much attention as Boseman makes me happy.

Yeah, these films aren’t exactly Hitchcock, Kubrick or early Scorsese. In substance or craft.

A) is an oversimplification. While it’s true that Rotten Tomatoes scores mean less than this article might lead you to believe, they aren’t entirely worthless.

(a) Rotten Tomatoes scores don’t mean anything. There are a lot of reasons why but the main one is that they don’t accurately measure the content of a review all the time. You will find many cases where a negative review is identified as a positive review and vice versa.

*James Hetfield sings St.Anger in prison while Ted Bundy watches from his cell*

Gimme Fuel, Gimme Fire, Give me your license and registration please

[insert gif of Jesse smashing Kirino Sucks with a folding chair]

What the fuck does this mean

EVERY political entity; whether it’s a party or a PTA board, plays (this fucking stupid phrase) “identity politics.”

I’ve been thinking the same thing for a few weeks, and I’m glad someone else said it. Seems like the perfect Hollywood anti-campaign...

I just wish they would protest by taking out billboard ads.