She dated Joey first and then he and Ross did the old switcheroo so Ross dated Charlie and Joey dated Rachel. Not their best storyline.

Those who use trickery to lie about their eyesight? They are not “real” uniquely visioned because they don’t wear glasses. They can pass.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO WEAR CONTACTS?! WE ARE NOW THE MINORITY!

Hey, Joey once dated Aisha Tyler! That is pretty diverse if you ask me.

Well, they are adding two white guys with glasses. They are hitting the glasses wearing population which is truly underrepresented in television. TV assumes everyone has 20/20 vision. Some of us are forced to wear glasses and it’s nice to see our population included.

He cast two white guys with glasses, what more can you ask for?

Other people have already pointed this out, but what it comes down to is the fact that he doesn’t see women as having any worth outside of how fuckable they are. He’s a dude so be can be as ugly as death and still be recognized for his (imagined) character and accomplishments.

I think it’s actually worse than that, because he assumes that women somehow give a shit about what Trump thinks of their appearance.

Yes, but only because they sent an unwanted dick pic.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

That’s a Cold Hard Fact.

And by Trojan, the official lamb’s intestine contraceptive sponsor of the Silver Bullet Pony Express.

“Ryan” is obviously Brett Favre. I mean he’s not even trying to hide it.

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

Because the world is their theater and women exist solely to entertain or serve them. If a woman exists who provides neither of those services to them, she is completely irrelevant.

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

Nothing in the world makes more sense to me than “Ryan” namedropping his Droid.

Albert, thank you. I thought I was the only person left in this world who felt like this. You have made me feel a bit better about the world today. And myself. I'm not crazy for thinking dick pics are disgusting and ridiculous. Also, fuck these guys. How do they get laid?!

Dick pics should only be sent upon request, and then in rare circumstances. I have sent to my ex when we had a temporary distance thing, but only after she asked during dirty talk. I would only send to a partner who I knew and trusted, in general. Maybe if a new flame asked during the heavy flirting stage, but even…

Ladies, don’t you wish Trump wanted to fuck you?