“He’s not Hitler,” said Trump. “He wants to help America. He wants to unite people. They think he doesn’t but he does.”
“He’s not Hitler,” said Trump. “He wants to help America. He wants to unite people. They think he doesn’t but he does.”
*sigh*
But then it gets too quiet and you’re like great which wall am I repainting this week.
Per Kumail’s tweet: “The Hardly Boys”
Yeah but did they scream “I FEEL LIKE I’M LIVING IN AN INSANE ASYLUM” after their kids have been yelling, whining and fighting for an hour, like I did tonight? If so the royals REALLY ARE just like me!
Can we all just agree that the asker isn’t even entitled to a “no”? The simple absence of a “yes” should suffice. I think it’s reasonable to repeat a request for that coffee/phone number/whatever possibly once, to be sure she heard you, if it was unclear the first time, but otherwise the rules of consent apply, here:…
You know how you can just look at some kids, and know just by seeing their face that they’re little shits? Prince George is one of those.
Was it Tina Fey who said “how are these women supposed to resist these boys and the smell of chewing gum and axe body spray mixed with day old sweat?”
“Don’t have sex with your students” seems like a really easy rule not to break. And yet...
What the men who say that really mean is “If she’s going to do something as unheard of as reject ME, why can’t she demurely and politely (to my tastes, of course) decline and then bow and scrape away while apologizing profusely and complimenting me on my chivalry while calling me Sir?”
I just want to second Hannah on not declawing your cats. It’s cruel. After awhile, cat paws shrink from declawing and it’s pretty sad to see. Their paws just look wrong. They’ll also still try to instinctively scratch things to sharpen the invisible claws, which is a pretty dismal sight.
If you can’t deal with cats having front claws, then don’t get a cat. I have no idea why so many people think lobbing off parts of a cat’s toes is an acceptable compromise of having a cat and upscale furniture at the same time. Get a rabbit or something.
The other day he suddenly cheek kissed me without asking and then complained that it wasn’t a ‘good enough’ kiss.
I am a woman who will show attraction to/occasionally ask out a dude, especially on line. That means I get rejected sometimes. And sometimes it sucks, but whatevs, you move on!
I have a situation like this. A guy I have told no to 27 times. He regularly texts me and then asks me why I didn’t reply. BECAUSE I’VE ALREADY SAID NO 27 TIMES!
It’s everything you said also why is it always fucking cakes? Cakes haven’t been this controversial since the French revolution.
Today I am dismissing my lawsuit against Whole Foods Market. The company did nothing wrong. I was wrong to pursue this matter and use the media to perpetuate this story. I want to apologize to Whole Foods and its team members for questioning the company’s commitment to its values, and especially the bakery associate…
Easy payday. They think if they get enough publicity and probable cause, he can get a settlement out of court because whole foods would want to “silence” this bad press as quickly as possible.