Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.

There are a couple hundred Malayan tigers left; just leaving them all where they live is maybe not the best way to still have Malayan tigers in ten years.

You really think he’s going to put it down?

I just can’t wrap my head around anyone wanting to have sex with Justin Bieber. Even just to hook up. He looks like the kind of guy who would climb on top. Thrust vigorously for 1 or 2 minutes and then be like ‘ok I’m done’ and proceed to pickup his video game console.

She’s not wrong. In some parts of the world the outcome of American elections influences the odds of a bomb dropping into your neighborhoodd. Though lately, it doesn’t matter, as the odds are consistently high.

Because people asked her about Romney and the Latino vote since she works for an organization that registers that vote. She simply gave an answer saying what he could do to get the Latino vote, but at the same time the Republicans have alienated that vote so much it might be too difficult for him.

No? She is a part of Voto Latino that’s a non partisan organization to help Latinos register to vote so she does typically go to the RNC and the DNC for that organization, but her own personal political beliefs have always leaned left.

This mother fucker next to me at this bar is about to go extinct in 3 minutes.

SIGN ME UP

I’m trying to think of lamer things to falsely claim having done than having been on a Model UN. Having memorized the lyrics to Weird Al Yankovic’s entire catalog, maybe?

I think he also wants to make a strong point to Americans about the legitimacy of hip hop in popular American music, and black entertainers being valued. I love it.

I look forward to Hollywood’s version of this historic day, told from the perspective of the white female calligrapher who filled out the name cards.

Probably this

I want to know: who do you think Trump will invite to the White House if he becomes Pres? I’m guessing Katy Perry, Taylor Swift... the under 30 white attractive females. What about Cruz? Does he even believe in music?

How to Eat an Artichoke

I would imagine hell yes.

I gave him a moment of doubt on his first refutation, then came the history and finally him blaming BLM sealed it. Like they aren’t after bigger organizations than a tire and lube shop in Michigan.

When I learned that Vin Scully called games that Jackie Robinson played in my head pretty much exploded.

Can we make this a series of Vin Scully takes; weekly, daily from current from the past i don’t care i need this in my life.

Vin Scully is an American treasure. If he wasn’t the announcer in Kevin Costner’s “For Love of the Game”, that movie would be approximately 59% worse.