Are you seriously #notallwhitepeople-ing on this post? What.

A vasectomy is also a medical procedure involving the death of living tissue that stops children from being born, but it would be weird to refer to that as a ‘type of violence’ too. It implies doctors performing the procedure are violent, it implies people seeking the procedure are interested in violence. Its an…

It’s a gendered insult, at its core. It exists for no purpose than to demean women for not being the right kind of woman, and to demean men for being like any kind of woman at all.

What kind of normal human being even whips out the word “whores” to use, unless they have some bizarre sexist way that they view a very real problem in government? It’s not a common word. It shouldn’t leap to mind for anyone, except those who conflate sexuality with corruption on a very core level. It’s not even…

I didn’t get the ‘abortion is a type of violence’ comment made to her; no it isn’t? The vast majority of abortions occur when its a small cluster of cells. It seems like a weird definition of violence that you could apply to everything from stem cell research to cutting your hair.

Where did you find one with a bank account?! I was clearly married to the wrong caliber of musician...

I’m not pregnant. I don’t plan on ever becoming pregnant. But I’m pretty sure I get to do whatever the fuck I want and eat whatever the fuck I want.

No one said he was destitute. But even people with a lot of money like the idea of having...more money.

iCloud has led to so many cheaters getting busted.

Jennifer Lopez would rather fuck a dancer than a musician

I have two kids and I’ve had to sit through Kobe’s last game for the past two hours so I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine. The two aren’t connected but #1 gives me a right to have an opinion on this and #2 explains my attitude.

I hope the next president nominates him to the Supreme Court and the GOP has to eat shit and approve the appointment.

There’s a million reasons why I love of our President. Last week, I got another one. I volunteer with this program in Chicago that pairs you up with a third-grader to work on their reading skills for an hour every Wednesday. You get to work with the same student for a year. Anyway, we were reading this book on China…

I love his obvious joy at spending time with all children. I love his genuine charming enthusiasm for everything. You can see the dorky smart eleven-year-old he must have been inside, still thinking”I can’t believe I get to do this for part of my job!”

I love him so much. I’ve never been so sad to see a president go.

It’s so beautiful...

Which begs the question, Is there anyone out there just settling for the 1st scene they click on? I can’t imagine the sociopath out here jackin it without first checking to see if there’s a better scene nearby

Porno is the singular form of porn.

...cream cheese, proper hugging technique, beer cans, Kobe.