Ew. “No” does not mean, “Convince me.”

“Why can’t women be honest and just tell a guy no?”

I'm still convinced The Narrator is a grown-up Mateo.

I find it interesting that many of his supporters would bemoan people who love to sue others.

Bless you for saying this.

Well if YOU wouldn't be offended then I guess no one else should be!

What... No bone thru her nose? No spear to chuck? I am disappoint.

There aren't enough gifs in the world to express my excitement.

Well, I’m sick of movies that justify the deaths of random Black people because they give the main character the courage to seek revenge upon her (Brown) assailants, but she still made “The Brave One” anyway.

Kendra Logic Says: Holly is a hoe (for doing the same sexual things I did)!

She apparently was supposed to be the next Gwyneth Paltrow. Like that was supposed to be a good thing.

I wonder if any of WAs defenders would ever work with Bill Cosby.

Heh... There has been talk of a Magic Mike theme...

Can I send them my list? I mean, I'd gladly accept a Hamilton ticket. I'll pay my own airfare and hotel. ;-)

There has been talk amongst my friend circle about them throwing me a “not having a baby shower” because my friends realized I’ve thrown them all bridal showers, bachelorette parties, and countless baby showers and they haven’t had the chance to reciprocate (because I’m childfree) and they feel bad about that. I’m not…

Gender reveal parties... yet another reason to never have kids.

C’mon! You can’t just drop that you got Dcup fitting bralettes and not tell us where you got them! Pretty please?

I know mine won’t. It’s like he knows I want to take his picture, so he purposefully turns his head away. HOW DO THEY KNOW!?

This is one of the handful of “classic” movies I pretend that I’ve seen.

Genuine question... If your boobs are small enough look good in a bralette, did you really need a bra in the first place?