In high school, I was kind of an outcast. I was the only Black girl in my entire high school of 400 students, so I had difficulty making friends. One day, these popular girls (basically the Fashion Club from “Daria”) asked me to join them at the mall. We were walking around The Gap when I noticed a salesgirl following…

All I know is, when I pick up an item in a store I make sure it’s always in full view of everyone. I try not to make any moves towards my purse or pockets. If I need to get my phone from my purse, I make sure to put whatever merchandise down and then go in my purse. I make sure to let the salesgirl know how many…

At least he’s got some privacy and amenities. I know a girl paying $600/month to sleep on someone’s couch in Santa Monica. And she can only be home between the hours of 9pm-6am, can only use the bathroom for 30 minutes during that time, and has zero access to the kitchen. I can’t decide if she’s stupid for accepting…

“if Trump gets elected, the people will revolt!”

Why bother preserving her “instrument” when she’s just gonna run it thru autotune?

My takeaway: Jon Lovitz needs to get a manicure.

Reminds me of the Black hair posts of old.... “... but I have curly hair toooooo!”

But... NWA (together and separately) have been talking shit about Heller for decades on vinyl. Suddenly it’s a problem?

See also: People who expect you to be excited for/celebrate their birthday or wedding all month.

My sis in Atlanta is my color but she wears a relaxer. Her hair is long and healthy and bone straight. We look exactly alike in all other respects. Guess how many times people a) ask my sis “what are you mixed with”, b) ask me if I’m jealous my sis got the “good hair”?

That’s... kind of ingenious? But only if the companies fell for it. Otherwise, it’s really pathertic.

I’m genuinely curious as to how the number of followers correlates to actual revenue for these people.

My grandpa was White. No one has ever questioned my Blackness because I have dark brown skin and a kinky afro. In fact they often ask me of the White dude in the family pictures married into the family. It’s absolutely fucked up for these women to say a light-skinned Black person MUST have a White parent or…

All I know is, this kind of fundraise supported my team so we could secure Dem the down ticket in a swing state during 2012. We couldn’t have got it done without that money.

By that logic, every time a film is rejected by a festival, it’s censorship.

Fame sounds fun.

Pro tip: when you “start a conversation” that conversation should a) be facilitated and b) not include quacks.

Isn’t that Johnathan Groff and, if so, I thought he was gay?

Dude. You had a kid when you were super old. It probably wasn’t vaccines.

Word. I don’t want to pay $80+ for an unlined dress or pair of pants.