Colonialism: conquering the majority of the planet for spices, then creating the blandest food on the planet.

If they aren’t wedding dresses, then why are they white/ivory? I feel like retailers are really ignoring a large chunk of women who like formal-length dresses but don’t want to look like they are supposed to be walking down the aisle or auditioning for a Dynasty remake.

I honestly couldn’t tell if it was a tweet for Rob Sr or Rob Jr.

“If he’s rich, he’ll show me how to get rich, too!” - Trump Supporters

I think it’s more of a fear of being sued or accused of kidnapping kind of thing.

You first.

You guys... what if they “honor Hamilton” by putting LMM on the $10?

Agreed. FUCK Andrew Jackson right in the ear.

> Hey, women in your early 20's, would you hit that? Is “midlife crisis man” a turn on? <

“the blacks”?

As a dyed-in-the-wool Jets fan, this made me chuckle.

To be fair, Batman’s parents died because they took him out of the theater when he was scared. ;-)

Clearly you’ve never had a parent declare “I have a right to be here just as much as you do!” because you complained about their kid racing up and down the aisles during “Toy Story 3".

I’m sure these are the same folks who agree that “Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics” stickers must be on rap music but think trigger warnings are for spoiled millennials and whiny SJWs.

A friend of mine rented one of the rooms in a center for a stage play. She said they required everyone in attendance to listen to a pitch at intermission by locking the doors & made people give them their names, addresses and phone numbers. She got so many complaints from people about how often the Scientologists were…

I eagerly anticipate filling up my Female President Bingo Card on a daily basis.

Whiteness is a helluva drug.

I asked my mother —a devout Southern Christian woman, dutiful mother to her children, and devoted wife to father until the day he died— if she would stand by her husband if he did what Cosby did (and had his money). “Fuck no!” she said. And that’s the story of the first time my 45yo ears ever heard my 80yo mother say…

With a bonus “Native American who dispenses wise advice” on the side!

You think someone (LMM?) picked it up (LMM.) and put it back wrong (LMM!)?