Tswizzle is in a unitard. I expect thousands of think-pieces on how this outfit symbolizes the demise of our society as we know it in the morning.

Only 8? That’s a lot of show for only 8 awards.

So they’re taping them at 1pm pst, broadcasting them at 5pm pst, but tweeting who the winners are in real-time.

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It’s not me who doesn’t think Atlanta has black people... it’s the makers of this movie, judging by the cast listing and trailer. I know black people live in Atlanta... I’m one of them.

Someone send that snippet to Hillary’s camp...

Wow. If President Obama told me he was proud of me, I think I’d melt into a puddle of joyous tears.

In my experience, dudes with large penises tend to be lazy in bed and ignore every other part of your body.

MAKE YOUR BED, DAMMIT!

It’s about time she appropriated White culture.

I really have to start doing some research on these cancer tests. I have a few friends who tested positive for various cancer genes, and they all have started getting mastectomies and full/partial hysterectomies. Now some of my cousins are looking into having the tests done, too. It just seems that these tests are…

Sorry to hear about your diagnosis. Sending you virtual hugs and some good vibes.

Apparently there are no Black people in Atlanta anymore.

Yeah... what happened there?

He will always be Billy from “Fifteen” to me.

That interview he did with Leno post-Swiftgate really showed how lost he was without his mom... (heartbreaking moment at 2:06)

Dallas has no topography. Seriously. Get somewhere high enough, look out over Dallas, and take in all of the... flatness.

Every time those two on “Fixer Upper” remind me they are in Waco, I think, “Really?”

Or how about “you know, I really haven’t had time to give that issue the serious thought it deserves. And the last thing I want to do is give some glib response. So please forgive me for not answering that question right now.”

Exactly. The “we’re all one race” thing is used to silence marginalized voices.

No one is “making” them say anything. They are being asked to think about an issue they’ve never thought about before (and secretly don’t want to think about because FEELINGS) and they are unable to form an informed opinion. In short, the people you like are mypoic, self-absorbed, and kinda stupid.