Kind of like Luke Wilson in Idiocracy.

there better be elephants.

My unused solution a while back was dragon fire canons. With the added weakness that they sometimes misfire and blow up the shooter.

One of Qyburns improvements was to make the bolts heat seeking.

I pretty much suck at golf and don’t know how to improve.

I’m honestly surprised this meat isn’t being sold to (non-pro) body builders in the US.  I guess we have regulations for that.  Maybe grind up the meat and make a supplement?

That doesn’t sound very profitable.

Or saving money on the CG budget.

The “not today” wasn’t from the faceless men it was from Syrio Forel.

Given how poorly Bran prepared them for this battle, par for the course.

Beric’s death was the most meta of all plot armor. Dude was literally resurrected 7 times so he could hold the door for Arya.

If Tyrion were only on the battlements so he could have given us one last eunuch joke.  I guess we still have Varys.

I disagree, this was the only war that mattered. The stakes of deciding who sits on the the iron throne is a temporary issue.  This battle was for absolution.

*Master adapters when they can lean on GRRM for support.

The 20(?) minutes of Hardholme was way better than this too.

Me too. I think he just did it to get out of that awkward conversation with Theon. 

Maybe he should have done that a few days before the battle.  By the time the Reeds got there everyone would be dead.

He armed Arya with that knife though.  I think he knew the whole time.

The show did a terrible job with dragon identification. While I was watching I wasn’t sure if Jon was “fighting” Visceryon(sp? can’t look up without losing my comment, thanks kinja) or undead Rhaegal. The later would have been cooler, especially if he had killed him with the help of ghost, kind of as metaphor of…

His biggest contribution was re-taking Winterfell and getting named King of the North.  If he hadn’t Arya wouldn’t have come back North.