Sell you land in Florida.

Sounds like Oregon didn’t like the bill he got stuck with on signing day.

Winning got the US 2 solid years of Obamacare.

Too bad Gawker isn’t alive to take over in 2020. HamNo as treasurer and AJ as NSA chief what could possibly go wrong?

But how many of these were reported on Fox News? I mean if a tree falls...

The best uniforms. Look I’m not going to say they need to be required to wear cute uniforms. Should I say it, no I won’t say it. I will say uggos won’t be allowed to wear them. I’m doing them a favor believe me.

Not a single Steve in this committee?

War is peace

Then what is the deal with the cow tractors?

Thiiiiiiiiis.

2) but what if Trump crafts a sternly worded tweet?

first they came for....

Especially when it is your job.

Will they get to ride jet skis tho?

Best cliff notes on the subject ever.

Honest question: when you a super rich (and or wealthy) and you get a new job, do you really use your new job to further you old job? I’m usually all:

Chumming I believe

She will turn that coffee into pure gold.