When I was a kid I thought Rudy was the shitty sequel to Goonies.

I was going to point out the same thing. The only thing worse than Rudy is how twisted from the truth it was.

My wife and I thought that too but after looking into it she was surprisingly able to keep her maiden name on her license. Obviously might not be in every area or profession.

I have realized that once you have kids, the last thing you will worry about is their last name. At least as they're young.

I love how they are pronounced differently and douchey it would sound when she corrects people.

When my wife and I got married she changed her legal surname to my mine but did not change it professionally. She didn’t care about her surname too much as her grandfather was adopted and later left her grandmother and her dad at a young age. Her grandmother remarried and her dad’s siblings do not share his. BUT she…

What about him?

“I’m on antibiotics.”

Red Robin has one of the best burger menus ever. Everything sounds fucking amazing. Nothing is though.

300th star!

4 year degree in computer science(Which btw is primarily software writing

4. Retire with some savings in the bank.

The issue is where you end up plateauing. With IT you end up needing a degree if you want to go much further, unless you are working for yourself. The non-IT folks that do the hiring for those positions care about it more.

Not true. My wife and I are tax penalized for being married.

In my experience (observed from families, friends, and coworkers), nobody ever utilizes the power setting. Imagine trying to cook everything in your oven at 500 degrees and only high on your stove top.

I was working for a regulatory agency out of college when Jeb! came in to power and basically de-funded the entire thing, so while we still officially existed it was mostly in name only. Fuck that dude. Luckily I was out of there by the time Voldemort came to town.

• Everglades National Park, Florida: Your visit will land during the dry season which means lots of sun, temperatures in the 70’s, and fewer mosquitoes.

You must not have heard... his hot tip that lead him to “breaking” the Peyton Manning story (which I actually thought common knowledge) came from a comment on his facebook post on an article about Cam Newton.

Mr. King won’t be envious because unless someone copies and pastes this into his comments sections I doubt he will ever read it.

They have problems and they’re expensive to fix. If you aren’t going over that $1200 a year, on average