Most males are absolutely not going to go with the squid girl. Most will default to the male option (see Mass Effect where the majority go with plain Soldier class John Shepard).

They seemed all right. Not like Team Siren.

This post needs a trigger warning. Think of how Ken Carson feels when this gets posted.

This has to be one of the most well known.

Even at my youngest, most volatile years, I have never lost control of my emotions to such a degree that I broke my controller. I hope if these types of people have children they don’t fly into a rage when their kids do something stupid and give them a black eye.

I haven’t kept up on this newest entry since Origins sort of turned me off the series, but I am surprised to see they aren’t adapting to the New 52 universe and keeping Babs in the chair. I know some people think that it’s bad that they repowered a disabled hero, but I really enjoyed that Gail Simone run of Batgirl…

I’ve found when one side presents itself as perfectly harmless and the other is fuck all ridiculous, there may be more to the story then what is being presented. The father might not be the lunatic he is being made out to be.

I think with Johanna they designed her as the tankiest tank that has ever tanked. What I’m disappointed in is that we probably will never get Andarial as a playable character (we need a female demon! Succubus Kerrigan doesn’t count!) At least Amazon Nova is a thing, so they haven’t completely forgotten about Diablo 2…

Here ya go Yannick

Yeah we need to make heroin cool again. This pro-weed culture is childish. You’re not in high school anymore, do heroin and cocaine like a fucking adult.

Mass Effect is my favorite series of all time. I’m just saying that having all 3 games on every system it came on was excessive. That means I have the Mass Effect Limited Edition for 360, the regular 360 release, the regular PC release, The limited edition of Mass Effect 2 for 360 and PC, the regular releases of 360,…

You know what would make the Persona 4 cast way cooler? Shooting themselves in the head with gun evokers.

You know, I have lived my entire life making poor buying decisions. I have 4 different versions of Resident Evil 4, literally every version of all 3 Mass Effect games (for every system, in both limited and non-limited variants), boxed copies of every Kirby game ever in both Japanese and English, I’ve bought copies of…

Sick Simpsons Movie reference bro.

Bears are scary because if you don’t have a really big gun, and they want you dead, then you’re dead. A bear runs faster then you, he can swim, and climb trees. And polar bears actively hunt humans. Don’t fuck with bears, bears are bad asses.

They couldn’t confirm the person being teabagged was a female gamer so they don’t care.

I never said which one is more enjoyable. That’s subjective. I said Heroes doesn’t have hyper carries which blow past the rest of the team. A jungle Master Yi gets a few kills and starts snowballing, and the Soraka on the team will stay below his item and gold level the rest of the match unless it drags out for 45+…

What game are you playing? A single person can’t snowball. You are only as strong as the rest of your team. A team can snowball, but “someone on your team” doesn’t snowball on his own. That’s something that happens in League of Legends with their hyper carries, not Heroes.

So I grind out daily quests on Versus AI, and the funny thing is that 98% of the time, the bots are just completely terrible and you just roll over them. But every so often, Blizzard flips the switch to Hard Mode and they start wrecking.

I always love how the comments on this site and it’s affiliates always cry for mercy because he’s “just a dumb kid who doesn’t deserve to have the rest of his life ruined”, even though he did his best to ruin the life of someone else.